Doritos

I hate them. They are on that list of foods, only kids will eat. Like Twinkies, Cheetos, marshmallows, any sugar cereal, hotdogs, fast food, suckers, Sweethearts, Necco wafers, fruit snacks. Okay, in a pinch, these things can be consumed by adults, oh I just remembered Velveeta, but not enjoyed. Or, on a trip, as in car food. Why do I even bring this up? My kids are on a Doritos kick. And, I have to admit, I like those Chili Limon ones. What I don't like is what we used to refer to as Cheeto herpes. You know that orange stuff left behind on your hand after eating a few. The desert part of the childhood Cheeto consumption? As a parent, I  hate the stuff. It's on the wall, it's on the couches, it's on the shirts, because after the fingers are licked, they are then wiped down the front of the clothes, or if mom is watching, on the shorts. And, because they are into the chili limon flavor, it's bright red.